Good funny from Team Swap
1. Most Christians will continue to complain about their suffering for God far more then they actual suffer for God
2. Church attendance will stay steady
3. Church participation will decline
4. The Goliaths that face most Christians will never be challenged, even though God has already defeated them
5. Mega churches will begin to discuss having their own sports leagues to compete against each other – suddenly Ex Pro athletes will join churches nationwide
6. Joel O will be banned from Aspen forever
7. Sunday school attendance will swell when the Baptist announces the new series – “Paris Hillton’s Bible Studyâ€? – the Paris Hillton of this series will be the daughter of a South Carolina pastor though – thus the different spelling of the last name.
8. Methodists will continue to have open minds
9. New seeker friendly pews will recline, Baptist deacons will vote for immediate installation
10. The KJV only crowd will finally read the front of their own translation and see that the KJV translator’s expected their to be updates and new translations due to better tools and new scripts, this of course will not matter as they will still sing – “If it was good enough for Jesus and John The Baptist it is good enough for me�
11. New text will show that the Da Vinci code was a complete fraud, but that will not make the news and many will still believe it to be true
12. The Chronicles of Narnia book sells will spike and C.S. Lewis will get banned from public schools, though Harry Potter will still be Ok
13. Leisure Christianity will be the title of the next big Christian movement in the US
14. Young Married classes world wide will swell when church youth departments start offering Friday night child care for “date nights�
15. Choir days will flop
Any you’d like to add to the list?
