[A funny from Dan Miller]

Two workers were approached by a passerby who asked what they were doing –

“Well, we work for the government,� one of the men said.

“But one of you is digging a hole and the other guy is filling it up. You’re not accomplishing anything. Aren’t you just wasting the taxpayer’s money?�

“You obviously don’t understand, mister,� one of the men said, leaning on his shovel. “Normally there’s three of us: me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks the tree in and Mike, here, puts the dirt back in.�

“Now just because Rodney’s off sick today don’t mean Mike and I can’t work.�